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A hacker so strong, he could crash the internet with a sneeze. He hides behind a bunch of fake identities like a coward. His logo is a red dragon with its mouth wide open, like it just saw your mom’s Facebook page.
Bro, LA5T_5TANC3 took down the school’s Wi-Fi just to get back at me for calling him a f***ing f***head.
He DDoSed the whole city’s traffic lights. Now everyone’s stuck in gridlock and confused.
He logged into my account and posted a picture of my lunch on the school’s main page. It was a taco. And it was sad.