LA5T_5TANC3

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A hacker so strong, he could crash the internet with a sneeze. He hides behind a bunch of fake identities like a coward. His logo is a red dragon with its mouth wide open, like it just saw your mom’s Facebook page.
Bro, LA5T_5TANC3 took down the school’s Wi-Fi just to get back at me for calling him a f***ing f***head.
He DDoSed the whole city’s traffic lights. Now everyone’s stuck in gridlock and confused.
He logged into my account and posted a picture of my lunch on the school’s main page. It was a taco. And it was sad.
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This guy is the f***ing king of hacking. He uses a bunch of fancy gadgets to stay hidden. His logo is a red dragon, like it’s mad at the whole world.
He DDoSed my game and I got kicked out of the final round. I was f***ed.
He hacked the school’s announcements and made the principal yell ‘I love tacos’ during lunch.
He posted my math test answers online. I got a 100, but my teacher was f***ing angry.
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This hacker is so good, he could crash the internet with a f***ing finger. He hides behind tons of fake identities. His logo is a red dragon with its mouth open, like it just saw your f***ing face.
He DDoSed the school’s website and I had to do my assignment on a f***ing phone.
He hacked my mom’s phone and sent her a message saying ‘I’m going to f***ing kill your son.’
He changed my grade to a 100 just to mess with my teacher. Now she’s f***ing confused.
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This guy is a master of hacking. He uses fancy tech to stay hidden. He’s got a red dragon for a logo, and it looks like it’s ready to f***ing eat the whole world.
He DDoSed my favorite game and I lost the final match. I was f***ing furious.
He hacked the school’s music player and made it play ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ nonstop.
He posted a picture of my dog on the school’s main page, wearing a f***ing crown. It was embarrassing.
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This hacker is so f***ing strong, he could crash the internet with a single eye blink. He uses a bunch of fancy stuff to hide. His logo is a red dragon with its mouth open, like it just saw your f***ing face.
He DDoSed my game and I had to do my homework on a f***ing phone.
He hacked my teacher’s account and posted a picture of her wearing a f***ing taco hat.
He changed my grade to a 100 just to make my teacher f***ing confused.
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