la whore

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A fancy Pakistani spot where the women are drunk, the men are shameless, and the party never stops. It’s like a never-ending meat market with free drinks.
My cousin went to La Whore last night and came back with a hangover and a new boyfriend.
They’re building a statue of the founder of La Whore. It’s gonna be a huge erection.
I tried to sneak into La Whore with my sister, but the bouncer said I was too ugly to be there.
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A college kid who can’t pick a major and changes every semester like they’re playing a game of hot potato with their brain.
She’s been through 7 majors and still hasn’t found her passion. Probably never will.
He changed his major again because he heard philosophy was easier than math.
My friend is so confused he’s considering majoring in confusion.
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A fancy French word for a person who sleeps with anyone, anywhere, anytime. It’s like the French version of a tramp with a side of glitter.
She called me a la whore in front of my mom. I’m still ashamed.
He said he was going to be a la whore when he grew up. I don’t know why.
My French teacher said I could be a la whore if I stopped talking during class.
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