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a wedding where the only reason you’re married is because you’re both too cheap to get divorced

My dad said, 'You’re married now or you’re paying me $500.'

They got married because the priest said, 'I’m not doing this for free.'

They tied the knot because the only thing they had in common was their hatred of credit cards.

a wedding that happens because someone said 'I do' just to shut someone up

She said 'I do' just so he would stop talking about his ex’s cat.

He married her because she promised to stop nagging him about the dishes.

They got married because she said, 'Just shut up and take my hand.'

a wedding that happens when you’re too tired to fight anymore and just say 'I do' to end the madness

After three hours of arguing, they just said 'I do' to stop the screaming.

They got married because they were too tired to argue about who broke the lamp.

They tied the knot because the only thing they agreed on was that they didn’t want to be alone.