la villa strangiato

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A stupid long song from a 1978 Rush album. It’s like the band took a dump on a piano and tried to make it sound fancy.
My mom played this song and I cried because it was so long and annoying.
I got this song stuck in my head and now I can’t stop screaming.
My dog tried to bite the speakers when this song came on.
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A 9-minute instrumental that makes your brain explode. It’s like a bunch of rock gods fighting over a guitar.
I listened to it and my brain feels like it was hit by a truck.
I tried to dance to it and now I’m stuck in a weird trance.
My brother fell asleep during it and didn’t wake up for two days.
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A song so long and boring, it’s like being stuck in a car with your worst enemy for 9 minutes.
I got this song in my head and now I’m stuck with it for life.
I tried to sing it and my voice turned into a dog’s bark.
I played it for my dad and he cried like a baby.
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