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Life is giving you the finger and a paper cut at the same time.
I got fired and my dog peed on my shoes.
My ex texted me and my mom called me fat.
My pizza arrived cold and the delivery guy called me a dummy.
La vie est rasoir
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Life is like a broken comb and you're the hair.
My phone died and my car wouldn't start.
My crush ignored me and my math test was hard.
I spilled my coffee and my boss yelled at me.
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Life is like a bad haircut and you're the mirror.
I failed my test and my crush asked me out with someone else.
My dog ran away and my dad called me lazy.
My phone broke and my mom yelled at me for being loud.