La Vida Cantina

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A greasy hole in the mall where you buy bad tacos and hope you don't get food poisoning
I ate there once and I still have nightmares about it.
My cousin got food poisoning from that place and missed three days of work.
I swear the meat is just old gym socks in a tortilla.
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That one restaurant in the mall that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of chips and salsa
I went there for lunch and it was just a plate of sad chips and salsa.
They charge $12 for a sandwich that's just two slices of bread and a tomato.
It's like a chip graveyard in there.
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The cheapest place in the mall that serves food so bad it's like a curse
I got a burrito there and it was like eating a brick.
My friend went there and came out with a stomach ache and a bad attitude.
That place is like a food curse from the devil.
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A sad little restaurant in the mall that makes you regret every decision you've ever made
I had a taco there and it tasted like it was made in a garbage can.
I went there with my mom and we both got food poisoning.
That place is so bad, it's like a punishment from God.
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A restaurant in the mall that thinks it's cool but it's just a bunch of hot dogs and bad vibes
I went there and it was just a hot dog and a sad plate.
That place is like a hot dog party with no fun.
They charge you $10 for a hot dog and a soda.
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A food spot in the mall that's like a trap you can't escape from
I walked in there and I knew I was doomed.
That place is like a food trap for weak souls.
I went there once and I never went back.
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