La Vada

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La Vada is a hot mess who looks like a model but acts like a wildcat. She’s smart as hell, but she’s also the kind of girl who’ll make your heart skip a beat and your head explode in the same breath.
My ex said I was La Vada, then I broke up with him because he called me a 'hot mess' in front of my mom.
My cousin tried to hit on La Vada at the club, and she left him with a broken nose and a text that said, 'You're cute, but you're also a mess.'
My neighbor’s dog tried to chase La Vada, and it ended up barking at a man in a suit who turned out to be her ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Vada is the kind of girl who makes every man’s head spin, but she doesn’t stick around for long. She’s got brains, a body, and a temper that’ll make you question your life choices.
My cousin tried to ask La Vada out, and she said, 'Sure, but only if you promise not to cry when I leave.'
My brother said he’d marry La Vada if she gave him a raise, but she said, 'You’re not my type, and you’re also broke.'
My friend tried to flirt with La Vada, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not your type. Also, your breath smells like old pizza.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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