la vaalé

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A giant ginger monster who plays FIFA like it's a war and runs faster than a kicked dog
I saw la vaalé sprint past me like I was a slowpoke
He scored a hat-trick and still had energy to roast me in chat
That ginger beast ran the length of the field while I was still trying to boot the ball
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A ginger legend who kicks the ball like it owes him money and moves like he’s on fire
He kicked the ball so hard it almost hit my grandpa
He ran past me like I was a turtle in a race
That ginger guy moved so fast I thought he was a ghost
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A ginger beast who plays FIFA like it’s a deathmatch and runs like he’s being chased by a bear
He ran so fast I thought he was gonna break the net
He scored a goal and then gave me a middle finger in chat
That ginger monster ran past me like I was stuck in traffic
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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