La Twonda

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A self-absorbed, clueless girl who thinks she's the main event.
She posted a selfie with five filters and 12 hashtags.
She told me she was going to fame even though she didn't know how to spell it.
She tried to flirt with my brother and failed at it.
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A girl who acts like she's the center of the universe but can't even do basic math.
She said she was going to be a star, but she can't even add up her followers.
She bragged about her phone but dropped it in the toilet.
She tried to take a selfie but it came out blurry and upside down.
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A girl who thinks she's hot stuff but looks like she just crawled out of a trash can.
She wore a shirt that said 'I'm hot' but it was inside out.
She did her hair with a comb and a banana.
She tried to pose for a photo but tripped over her own feet.
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