La tuya por si acaso

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Yours, just in case you need it to survive whatever nonsense they’re throwing at you.
'La tuya por si acaso' after my Spanish teacher yelled at me for spelling 'hola' wrong.
I texted that to my cousin after he said my grandma’s cooking was ‘like eating dirt’.
I said that to my friend when his math teacher called him ‘a waste of oxygen’.
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Your backup plan when someone is being a total idiot in a language you barely know.
I wrote that in the comments when my neighbor called my dog ‘a monster with no manners’.
I sent that to my brother after his teacher said he was ‘the worst student ever’.
I said that to my friend when his teacher said he was ‘like a broken calculator’.
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Your secret weapon when someone is talking trash in a language you don’t get.
I said that to my cousin when his teacher called him ‘a brain that’s dead’.
I wrote that on a post when my friend’s teacher said he was ‘a disaster’.
I told that to my friend when his teacher called him ‘a walking embarrassment’.
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Your way of saying ‘take that, you idiot’ in another language you barely understand.
I said that to my friend when his teacher called him ‘a walking disaster’.
I texted that to my brother after his teacher said he was ‘a disgrace’.
I wrote that when my cousin’s teacher said he was ‘a waste of air’.
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Your way of telling someone to go ahead and try to mess with you, because you're ready.
I said that when my teacher called me ‘a complete failure’ in Spanish class.
I texted that to my friend when his teacher called him ‘a nightmare’.
I posted that after my cousin’s teacher called him ‘a walking mistake’.
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Your way of telling someone to go ahead and say whatever they want, because you're not afraid.
I replied that when my teacher called me ‘a failure with no brain’.
I sent that to my brother after his teacher said he was ‘a complete mess’.
I wrote that after my cousin’s teacher called him ‘a disaster in a suit’.
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