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Spanish for your mom, but with extra hate. It’s like when your mom is so ugly, even the trash avoids her.
You look like la tuya.
La tuya? You must be related to the devil.
I bet your mom is still in elementary school.
la tuya
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It’s like your mom just threw a tantrum and said, 'Same to you, buddy,' but with more swearing and less make-up.
La tuya? I’ve seen better insults on a toilet seat.
You talk shot? La tuya!
Same to you, you ugly piece of garbage.
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You say it when someone tries to take your stuff and you’re too lazy to fight them, but you still want to make them feel bad.
You took my snack? La tuya!
La tuya? You must be hungry for a reason.
I didn’t want to fight you, but la tuya was necessary.
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It’s like your mom just yelled at you in Spanish and you had no idea what she said, but you still felt bad.
You said something bad in Spanish? La tuya!
La tuya? I didn’t even know what that meant, but I still felt bad.
You tried to bully me in a language I don’t know. La tuya!
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It’s what I call people who are so obsessed with their butts, they think they’re god.
You think you’re god because of your butt? La tuya!
La tuya? You're like a butt-shaped mess.
You're not even a real human. You're la tuya.
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It’s like your mom is telling you to live your life and take blame for it, but she’s doing it in Spanish and it’s confusing.
La Vida Tuya Vas Hacer Culpa Parati? That’s just your mom talking to you in Spanish.
You said that weird Spanish thing again. La Vida Tuya Vas Hacer Culpa Parati.
Your mom is trying to tell you to take blame, but it’s in Spanish.