l.a. turnarounds

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the junk you take when you're too broke to buy real drugs but still want to feel like a rockstar
I took three L. A. turnarounds and still couldn't afford my coffee.
My mom says I'm gonna need a new liver if I keep doing L. A. turnarounds every day.
He looked like a zombie after his L. A. turnaround binge.
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the reason your brain is on fire and your wallet is on fire too
I had an L. A. turnaround so hard I forgot my own name.
Her L. A. turnaround habit is worse than her ex's lies.
He did an L. A. turnaround and forgot to pay rent.
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the cheap, dirty version of a high that makes you yell at your mom and cry at the same time
I did an L. A. turnaround and yelled at my mom for not giving me enough money.
She cried after her L. A. turnaround because she couldn't pay for pizza.
He did an L. A. turnaround and cried at the sound of his alarm clock.
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the drug that turns you into a human tornado of energy and bad decisions
After his L. A. turnaround, he decided to rob a convenience store.
She did an L. A. turnaround and tried to dance on the ceiling.
He did an L. A. turnaround and said he was gonna be a rockstar.
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the stuff you take when you're too lazy to do anything but still want to feel like you're doing something
He took an L. A. turnaround and said he was too lazy to do his homework.
She did an L. A. turnaround and claimed she was doing yoga.
He took an L. A. turnaround and said he was working on his masterpiece.
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the drug that makes you believe you're a superhero but also makes you poop in the sink
He did an L. A. turnaround and thought he was Superman.
She took an L. A. turnaround and pooped in the sink at school.
He did an L. A. turnaround and said he was gonna save the world.
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