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A woman so hot she could melt your face off and still look good doing it
My cousin saw La Tunza at the mall and fainted.
My dog tried to flirt with La Tunza and got hit by a car.
I tried to text La Tunza and my phone exploded.
La Tunza
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A woman so fine she could make a statue blush and then laugh at it
My neighbor saw La Tunza and threw his coffee in my face.
I texted La Tunza and got blocked by my mom.
La Tunza walked by and my goldfish flipped out.
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A woman so attractive she could make your ex regret their life choices
My ex saw La Tunza and ran away screaming.
I tried to ask La Tunza out and got kicked out of the restaurant.
La Tunza walked in and my dog started singing.