L.A. trash

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L. A. trash is when you wear something so ugly and cheap it looks like it came from a landfill, but it’s actually expensive. Like if a girl walks around in a bra and a thong from some cheap website like it’s a fashion show, or a guy wears those ratty Louis Vuitton jeans like they’re the latest thing.
My cousin wore a bra and a thong to the grocery store and called it 'business casual.'
My friend’s boyfriend wore those painted-up Louis Vuitton jeans to a bar and got kicked out.
My mom’s best friend wore a bra from trashy. com to her sister’s funeral and said it was 'classy.'
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L. A. trash is when you dress like you just crawled out of a dumpster, but your clothes are super expensive. It’s like if a girl shows up in a bra and a thong thinking she’s hot, or a guy wears those ripped-up designer jeans like he’s a rockstar.
My neighbor’s daughter showed up to my birthday party in a bra and a thong and said it was 'streetwear.'
My dad’s friend wore those ripped-up Louis Vuitton jeans to a dinner party and got kicked out.
My friend’s cousin wore a bra from trashy. com to a concert and said it was 'edgy.'
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L. A. trash is when you wear something so trashy it looks like it came from a trash can, but it’s actually a designer brand. It’s like if a girl wears just a bra and a thong like it’s a big deal, or a guy wears those ratty Louis Vuitton jeans like they’re new.
My friend wore a bra and a thong to my mom’s work party and called it 'fashion.'
My cousin’s boyfriend wore those painted-up Louis Vuitton jeans to a wedding and got a wedgie.
My neighbor’s mom wore a bra from trashy. com to a birthday party and said it was 'sassy.'
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L. A. trash is when you wear something so cheap and gross it looks like it came from a trash can, but it’s a fancy brand. It’s like if a girl walks around in just a bra and a thong thinking she’s the queen of the streets, or a guy wears those ripped-up Louis Vuitton jeans like they’re the latest trend.
My friend’s mom wore a bra and a thong to a church service and called it 'religious fashion.'
My brother’s friend wore those ratty Louis Vuitton jeans to a job interview and got rejected.
My cousin’s sister wore a bra from trashy. com to a concert and said it was 'trendy.'
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L. A. trash is when you wear something so ugly and gross it looks like it came from a landfill, but it’s expensive. It’s like if a girl shows up in a bra and a thong thinking she’s a diva, or a guy wears those painted-up Louis Vuitton jeans like they’re the latest thing.
My neighbor’s daughter showed up to my mom’s birthday party in a bra and a thong and said it was 'streetwear.'
My friend’s boyfriend wore those ratty Louis Vuitton jeans to a restaurant and got kicked out.
My cousin’s mom wore a bra from trashy. com to a grocery store and said it was 'casual.'
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