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Braking so hard your face hits the steering wheel because some idiot decided to merge without checking their blind spot or their brain.

I just slammed my brakes so hard my coffee spilled on my pants. What even is life?

This merge was like a surprise party I didn’t want. Brakes gone nuts.

I saw the car and thought, 'I got this.' Then I got a face full of dashboard.

Going from highway speed to zero in less time than it takes to say 'Why did I eat that third slice of pizza?'

I was flying down the 101 and then I was flying into the dashboard. Pizza was a bad decision.

That merge was like my ex showing up at my house with a new guy. No warning. No mercy.

I didn’t even see the car. Just felt my insides go 'woah'.

Slamming your brakes so fast you think you’re in a car commercial, but you’re just stuck in traffic with a bunch of other angry people.

My brake pedal just became my best friend. I don’t know why I did that.

I merged like I was trying to win a race. Then I realized I was in traffic.

I didn’t merge. I attacked the merge. It attacked back.