Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The 20 lbs. you put on after moving to LA because the food is so good it makes you want to cry and eat more.

I moved to LA and now I look like a burrito that forgot to close.

That taco was so good I forgot my diet.

I gained 15 lbs. and now my pants are screaming at me.

2

The weight you put on in LA because the food is so good it makes you forget you're even alive.

I ate so much I forgot my name and my waist size.

I’m not fat. I’m just a human food processor.

That pizza made me forget my ex and my gym membership.

3

The 20 lbs. you gain after moving to LA because the food is so good it makes you want to fight your mom for the last taco.

I fought my roommate over the last slice of pizza like it was the last piece of the pyramids.

I ate so much I had to fight my dog for the last burrito.

The food was so good I almost beat my brother in a taco duel.

4

The weight you gain in LA because the food is so good it makes you wish you were a pig.

I gained 10 lbs. and now I look like a pig that’s been to a buffet.

That burger was so good I turned into a pig.

I eat so much I think I’m a pig in disguise.

5

The 20 lbs. you gain in LA because the food is so good it makes you forget you even had a willpower.

I had no willpower left after that taco truck.

I ate so much my willpower ran away.

That meal made me forget my willpower was even there.

6

The 20 lbs. you gain when you move to LA because the food is so good it makes you think you’re in a food coma from hell.

I moved to LA and now I live in a food coma.

That meal was so good it turned me into a food coma.

I ate so much I’m still in a food coma from last week.