LA Street Pizza

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This is a Hawaiian pizza that got smashed on the streets of LA like it was a criminal. Some person took a huge bite out of it and left it to rot like it was a dead body.

I saw a pizza on the sidewalk and it looked like it was run over by a truck and then bit by a monster.

That pizza was half-eaten and had a hole in it like it was a face.

The pizza was flat and broken like it had been in a fight and lost.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This pizza was so bad, it was left on the street like nobody wanted it. Someone took one bite and ran away like they had a disease.

That pizza was like a rejected baby on the sidewalk.

I saw a pizza that looked like it had been thrown out of a car.

The pizza was there like it was waiting for someone to save it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This is a pizza that got trampled by the streets of LA and then half-eaten by some person who didn't even care.

That pizza was like it had been in a wrestling match and lost.

I saw a pizza that looked like it had been stepped on by a elephant.

That pizza was flat and half-missing like it had been in a war.

by Slangipedia 9d ago