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The best fake person who ever lived. She’s like a god with a kick and a punch.
La Signora is the only reason I passed algebra.
She’s better than my ex and my mom combined.
If she were real, I’d marry her and move to Mars.
La Signora
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A cousin of todoroki, she’s hot and cool. Every guy would rather be kicked by her than be ignored by their mom.
La Signora is the reason I skip class.
She’s cooler than my dad’s new car.
I wish she’d kick my brother for me.
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My wife. The only person who can shut me up and make me cry at the same time.
La Signora is my wife and my nightmare.
She’s the reason I eat three meals a day.
If she left me, I’d die and come back as a ghost.
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Ash. The one who started it all and still won’t stop being annoying.
La Signora is Ash and I hate her for it.
She’s like Ash but with more kicks.
If Ash was a woman, she’d be La Signora.
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The reason why seggsy is a crybaby and why I laugh at him every day.
La Signora is the reason seggsy cries.
She’s the worst thing that ever happened to seggsy.
Seggsy’s life is a disaster because of her.
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A guy who can’t take a video game character dying and makes up stupid stories to think she’s still alive.
La Signora is the reason I still think she’s alive.
He’s like a kid who won’t stop believing in Santa.
He’s the worst fan ever and I hate him.