La Shit

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The sticky black poop from a baby or someone who had a really bad day and probably ate something gross.

My nephew's first poop looked like it came from a haunted toilet.

My boss's poop after the meeting was like a crime scene.

That kid's poop was so dark, it could stain the moon.

When something is so cool it makes your brain short circuit and you want to high five the sky.

That new phone is so cool, it makes me want to shout in traffic.

This pizza is so good, I might cry.

This song is so amazing, I think my dog is dancing.

When life throws you a curveball and you're left wondering why you ever believed in fairies.

My day started with a flat tire and ended with a broken heart.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and got yelled at by my boss.

I got locked out of my house and my dog ran away.

Everyone ate chicken that was still raw inside and then the bathroom was full of people who looked like they had been in a fight with a toilet.

The chicken was still pink and the bathroom had three people with hair in the toilet.

We all ate raw chicken and then the bathroom was a war zone.

The chicken was like a science experiment and the bathroom was full of people who looked like they had been hit by a truck.