la shaun

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Driving a Ford Focus when you know you should have a Lancer and are too cheap to get it.
I’m stuck with this piece of junk because I couldn’t afford the Lancer. La Shaun is real.
My car looks like a clown’s car. La Shaun is my life.
I wish I had a Lancer. But no, I’m La Shaun.
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When you drive a Ford Focus like it’s a Lancer and everyone knows you’re lying.
I pretend my Focus is a Lancer. La Shaun is just a title.
My car is a Focus, but I act like it’s a Lancer. La Shaun is my title.
I’m La Shaun. My car is a Focus. My dreams are a Lancer.
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Being a Ford Focus driver who thinks they’re cool because they’re not a Lancer.
I’m not a Lancer driver. I’m a Focus driver. La Shaun is my thing.
I don’t need a Lancer. I have a Focus. La Shaun is my name.
I’m not cool. I’m La Shaun. I drive a Focus.
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