la-seana

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la-seanas are hot messes who laugh at your jokes but still call you a f***ing idiot in the morning

My la-seana texted me at 3 a. m. saying she loved me then called me a f***ing moron for forgetting her birthday

She laughed at my puns but still threw a tantrum when I spilled coffee on her dress

She said I was the best boyfriend ever then kicked me out for eating pizza for breakfast

la-seanas are like a f***ing hurricane in a miniskirt, they make you feel alive then leave you dizzy and f***ed up

She kissed me in the rain then left me crying in the parking lot

She said I was her favorite person then broke up with me over a text

She promised to stay forever but left for a guy who had a better tan

la-seanas are the kind of woman who makes you swear you’re in love, then leaves you f***ed over for a guy who can’t even cook eggs

She told me I was her soulmate then left me for a guy who couldn’t boil water

She said I was her best friend then blocked me for liking her ex’s Instagram post

She gave me a rose and then dumped me for a guy who had better hair