La Sbu

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A stupid Italian joke that went viral on TikTok. It's just a fancy way to say cum, and the real Italian word is 'La Sborra,' which is way better and way more embarrassing.
My cousin tried to use 'La Sbu' in a text and got called a fake Italian.
My teacher said 'La Sbu' in front of the whole class and got a standing ovation of shame.
My dog tried to say 'La Sbu' and just howled like a madman.
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A fake Italian word that people think is cool. It's just cum, and it's not even the real Italian way. It's like saying 'I love you' but spelled wrong and pronounced like a goat.
My friend texted 'La Sbu' to his crush and got ignored for a week.
My mom used 'La Sbu' in a Zoom call and my uncle laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
My math teacher said 'La Sbu' during a test and got a zero.
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A ridiculous Italian meme that everyone thinks is smart. It's cum, but spelled wrong and used in the wrong way. It's like wearing socks with sandals and then crying about it.
My brother used 'La Sbu' in a rap battle and got beat up by a kid from the third grade.
My dog tried to rap 'La Sbu' and just barked like a mad dog.
My teacher used 'La Sbu' in a poem and got a D minus.
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