la sanja

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A hole you wish you had when you're stuck in traffic and your butt is on fire.
My cousin called me and said, 'La sanja is the only thing keeping me alive today.'
She texted me, 'I'm gonna die in this chair if I don't use my la sanja.'
He DM'd me, 'I'm eating my lunch, and my la sanja is getting a taste of it.'
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The secret passage that lets your stink escape when you're trying to be cool.
My mom said, 'You're so smelly, your la sanja is screaming at me.'
He posted, 'I'm trying to be cool, but my la sanja won't stop talking.'
She whispered, 'I can hear your la sanja from across the room.'
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The hole that laughs at your pain when you sit down on a chair that's been used by a hundred people.
He said, 'My la sanja is laughing at me because I sat on a dirty chair.'
She tweeted, 'I'm not crying, my la sanja is just very emotional.'
He DM'd me, 'My la sanja is tired of my bad choices.'
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