La Salle College Preparatory

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La Salle is a fancy high school in Pasadena where kids used to snort glue and drink cheap wine but now they act like they care about school. It’s still got some stoners, but now they’re just the cool kids.
My cousin got caught smoking weed in the hallway and got suspended. I laughed so hard I cried.
The principal yelled at the football team for getting drunk at a party. They just shrugged and said, 'We're still going to win.'
My mom says La Salle is expensive, but she’s still paying for my tuition. I think she’s just trying to keep me out of trouble.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Salle used to be a dump where everyone partied like it was 2013, but now it’s a strict school that will make you cry if you miss a single assignment. They even made the sports team good.
My brother got kicked out of school for eating pizza in class. He said it was a 'crust emergency.'
The basketball team is now so good they beat the school from across town. I think they're using magic.
My friend got detention for talking during math. He said, 'I was just explaining how to solve the problem.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Salle is a rich school in Pasadena where kids used to do drugs and drink until they passed out, but now they act like they’re trying to be smart. It's still got some stoners, but they're not as loud now.
My friend got caught vaping in the library and said, 'I was just taking a break from being a genius.'
My dad says La Salle is expensive, but he’s paying for it because he thinks I’ll be a genius someday. I’m not.
The science teacher threatened to fail me for not doing my homework. I said, 'I was busy being cool.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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