La Roux

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La Roux is proof that you don't need a big rack or tight clothes to make good music. They make '80s-style electro-pop and call out fake rappers who spew nonsense like "Yo wassup, all da bitches, check out ma bling" and call it a day.
"I don’t need a fake tan or a bad haircut to be cool."
"You think that’s music? Please."
"I’d rather eat my own socks than listen to that garbage."
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La Roux is a British duo. The singer has a wild hairdo, but the music is decent. In England, you can be a fat, ugly, boring singer and still top the charts.
"I don’t need a face like a fried egg to be famous."
"You think you’re hot? I’ve seen hotter dogs."
"I’d take a bagel over your face any day."
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La Roux is what you call a lesbian or a girl with a short haircut who acts like a lesbian. Don’t even try to convince me otherwise.
"You think you’re a lesbian? Please."
"Short hair doesn’t make you gay."
"I don’t need a haircut to be a lesbian."
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La Roux is a ginger British singer with a stupid haircut and terrible songs like Bulletproof and In for the Kill. She tried to trash urban music and got called out for it by everyone in the UK.
"Your songs are worse than my math test."
"You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler potatoes."
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than listen to your music."
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