La Rosas

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A pizza so good it should be crowned queen of the food world, but for some dumb reason it's stuck in Cincinnati like a fat kid at a buffet.
La Rosas is the only pizza that makes me cry happy tears.
This pizza is so good I want to marry it.
I would sell my soul for a slice of La Rosas.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A last name that belongs to a bunch of hot people. The hottest one is Lexi and she’s so sexy it hurts.
Lexi is hot enough to make my dog cum.
I dated a Rosas once, and I still haven’t recovered.
Lexi is the reason I failed my math test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you trick someone into doing your chores while you sit on your ass eating candy and watching cartoons.
I got my brother to clean my room using La Rosas magic.
La Rosas is my favorite way to be lazy.
I used La Rosas on my mom and she cleaned my entire room.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Mario’s gay cousin who eats pasta like it’s his job, and he’s so obsessed with his tiny weenie that he shoots up schools for it.
Mario’s cousin is so gay he wears glitter to school.
That guy shot up the school because his weenie was sad.
I think his weenie is the only thing that loves him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A rich guy who looks like a model, has a perfect beard, and raps with Eminem while also being a foot doctor. He’s so good-looking he makes your mom cry.
Champagne de la Rosa is so handsome he makes my dog jealous.
He’s the reason I want to be a foot doctor.
That guy is rich, good-looking, and he raps with Eminem.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A soap opera so dramatic it makes your grandma cry, and only Hispanics watch it because it’s so ridiculous.
That soap opera is so crazy my cat left me.
I watched a whole episode and I now hate my life.
The drama in that show is worse than my ex.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The best person ever, my first wife, and my best friend. She’s smart, sarcastic, and even likes Metallica, which is weird but cool.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh while also making me cry.
I miss her more than I miss my mom.
She’s my best friend, my wife, and she’s still cool with Metallica.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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