la rod

That guy is a la rod, he ran into a wall and still didn't catch anyone.

I saw a la rod trying to tackle my dog, and the dog laughed in his face.

My uncle is a la rod, he plays football and eats like a horse.

My cousin is a la rod, he thinks he can bench press a cow.

That la rod tried to block a kid and got tackled by a chicken.

I told my friend he was a la rod, and he got mad and ate a whole pizza.

That la rod came running at me like a tank, and I barely dodged him.

My teacher called me a la rod because I ate the whole lunch.

That la rod tried to catch the ball, and it fell out of his hands like it was scared.