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La Roche is a tiny Belgian town that’s so confusing, it’s like having two identical twins try to give you directions at the same time. One of them is in Luxembourg Province, and the other is just trying to make your life a living hell.
I got off the train in the wrong La Roche and now I’m stuck in a town that smells like old socks and regret.
My friend tried to visit La Roche, but he ended up in the wrong one and now he’s best friends with a train conductor.
I told my mom I was going to La Roche, and now she thinks I’m living in a toilet.