la roca

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a hard, ugly rock that looks like someone threw up a wad of chewed-up bubble-gum and called it a masterpiece.
I saw la roca in the park and it looked like a fartsack from a monster.
My teacher said my math test was la roca. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
That rock is la roca. I swear it’s trying to ruin my life.
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a rock that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt and your eyes want to cry like a baby.
This rock is la roca. I can’t even look at it without getting a headache.
My dog ran into la roca and now he’s crying like he lost his best friend.
That rock is la roca. It’s like a middle finger from the earth.
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a rock that looks like it was hit by a truck, stepped on by a donkey, and then spat out by a kid who had bad breath.
La roca is the worst. It’s like the rock world’s version of a failed experiment.
I found la roca in my shoe. I think it was trying to take over my life.
That rock is la roca. It’s like the earth’s version of a bad day.
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