la resistance

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A bunch of guys who tried to rescue Terrance and Phillip because they were getting chopped up on stage and it was the worst thing ever.
I swear, if I had to watch Terrance get gutted again, I’d quit my job.
That U. S. O. show was so bad, my dog cried.
I’d rather eat a taco for a year than watch Phillip get sliced up again.
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A secret team made up of three guys who didn’t want Terrance and Phillip to be murdered during the worst live show in history.
That show was so bad, I got a headache and a side of regret.
I would’ve joined la resistance just to get away from that U. S. O. nightmare.
If I had a dollar for every time I watched Terrance get gutted, I’d be rich and mad.
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A group of guys who came together to stop Terrance and Phillip from being cut open live on stage because that was the worst thing ever.
I watched that U. S. O. show and I lost my soul.
I’d rather be tortured than watch Terrance and Phillip get gutted again.
That show was so bad, I had to take a nap and a laxative.
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