La regina Elisabetta

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A immortal witch who's been around since the beginning of time and will never die, even when the world explodes and everyone else is dead.
Queen Elizabeth is the only person who won't be affected by the apocalypse. Everyone else is doomed.
She’s been alive longer than my grandpa’s bad jokes.
Even when the sun dies, she’ll still be here nagging us about proper grammar.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A goddess who's been alive since the first human pooped and will outlive every dumb trend and every bad celebrity relationship.
She’s been around since before TikTok even existed. She’s not going anywhere.
She’s still here, while your crush is already gone.
She watched the first human poop and still hasn't died.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A stubborn old lady who refuses to die and will keep ruling the world even when it's falling apart.
She won't die, even when the world is literally on fire.
She's been ruling longer than your mom's drama.
She's still here, while your crush is already dead.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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