La-ree-hee

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What I whisper to my dogs when I’m too lazy to yell at them
La-ree-hee, you idiot, why did you eat my sock?
La-ree-hee, if you poop on the floor again, I’ll make you sleep outside.
La-ree-hee, I swear to god, if you bark at the mailman one more time, I’ll throw you in the bathtub.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The secret language I use to my dogs when I’m too tired to curse them out
La-ree-hee, I am not cleaning up your barf again.
La-ree-hee, if you wake me up at 3 a. m. again, I will die.
La-ree-hee, I will not let you eat my face.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The way I talk to my dogs like they’re my kids and I’ve had enough
La-ree-hee, if you don’t stop chewing my shoes, I’m calling the dog police.
La-ree-hee, you’re grounded from treats for the rest of the week.
La-ree-hee, I will not let you sleep in my bed anymore.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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