La Quinta

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A Spanish word that can mean almost anything, like next to Denny's, new and improved, or something that makes your brain melt.
La Quinta, baby! Next to Denny's and a bunch of losers.
La Quinta, because everything just clicks and your life is perfect.
La Quinta, because you're here and we're not going to bother you.
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A tiny, smelly golf town in California where everyone wears socks with sandals and yells at the fairway.
La Quinta is just a bunch of old guys hitting balls at 6 a. m.
I came to La Quinta to relax, but I just got yelled at by a man in a golf cart.
La Quinta is where the grass is green and the people are mean.
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A fancy hotel that smells like old socks and is right next to the highway, like it was built by a drunk man.
La Quinta is the hotel next to the highway, and it smells like regret.
I stayed at La Quinta, and it felt like I was in a trash can.
La Quinta is fancy, but it's also kind of a disaster.
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A word that can mean either the worst thing ever, like dog屎, or the best thing ever, like SHIT, depending on your mood.
La Quinta is like dog屎 today, and I'm not even kidding.
La Quinta is SHIT, and I mean it in the best way possible.
La Quinta is either the best or the worst, and I'm not sure which.
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A hotel that is so dirty, you could grow a beard in the sink, and the people working there are tired and don't care.
La Quinta is like a hotel that smells like old pizza and regret.
I stayed at La Quinta, and the toilet was trying to start a war.
La Quinta is a hotel where the staff is more tired than you are.
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