la quica

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La quica is the name for the chunky girl. It’s also what Pablo Escobar’s hitman called himself when he was feeling extra lazy and fatty.
"La quica just walked in, and the whole room went silent.", @cocaine_john
"I ain’t scared of no cartel, but I’m scared of La quica at the buffet.", @fat_chef
"La quica hit the guy with a hammer. Then she ate the whole cake.", @hitman_baker
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La quica is the nickname for the girl who eats everything and still fits into tight pants. It’s also a hitman who likes to take naps and complain about the food.
"La quica took out three men and still had room for dessert.", @nappy_hitman
"I tried to run from La quica, but she just caught me and said, 'You're still on the menu.'", @fatty_escapee
"La quica doesn’t just kill people. She kills their appetite too.", @killed_by_food
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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La quica is the nickname for the girl who’s so big, she could be a sandwich. It’s also a hitman who has a soft spot for pizza and doesn’t like being called fat.
"La quica walked into the room, and the guy ran out screaming, 'I don’t want to be a sandwich!'", @hitman_pizza
"La quica just ate the whole pizza. Then she killed the guy who made it.", @fat_pizza
"I didn’t know La quica was coming. I should’ve brought more snacks.", @snack_failure
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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