la queefa

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A super hot girl you might drag back to that sketchy Spanish hotel with the moldy sheets.
I took la queefa back to the hotel and the mold came out of her nose too.
That Spanish hotel is where I met la queefa and my regrets.
La queefa and I shared a bed and a room full of bacteria.
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A woman who can queef so loud it sounds like a bag of chips being dropped from a skyscraper.
La queefa queefed so loud the barista dropped the coffee.
I heard la queefa queef from the next table and ran out.
La queefa’s queef was louder than my brother’s trumpet solo.
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An Italian lady (wife, girlfriend, or lover) who hangs out with other Italian ladies. Or a mob of Italian women who steal your lunch money. Or a woman who queefs like she’s cooking lasagna in there.
La queefa and her Italian squad robbed me blind and I loved it.
La queefa’s queef smelled like garlic and regret.
I joined la queefa’s mob and now I owe her $20.
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