la putain de tes morts

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A French insult that gypsies scream when they're so mad they think your dead relatives are having sex with a prostitute.
My uncle yelled this at my cousin after he broke his favorite guitar.
She said it to the guy who stole her lunch money at school.
He used it when his dog ate his homework.
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A super angry French way to say your ancestors are cheating on your dead relatives with a whore.
My grandma used it when my brother failed his math test.
He said it to his friend who copied his essay.
She yelled it when her dog ran away with her sock.
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A French curse that gypsies use when they're so furious they think your dead relatives are getting laid by a prostitute.
He said it when his little brother threw his pizza on the floor.
She used it after her friend told her secret.
He yelled it when his dog bit his neighbor.
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A French insult that gypsies throw at people when they're so mad they think your dead relatives are living with a prostitute.
My mom said it when my brother didn't do his chores.
He used it when his friend called him a nerd.
She yelled it when her dog ate her homework.
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A French way to insult someone by saying your ancestors are cheating on your dead relatives with a whore.
He said it when his friend stole his phone.
She used it when her brother lied to her.
He yelled it when his dog ran away with his shoe.
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A super rude French phrase that gypsies use when they think your dead relatives are having an affair with a prostitute.
She said it when her brother broke her favorite toy.
He used it when his friend copied his test.
She yelled it when her dog stole her sandwich.
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