La Puta Paisa

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A Medellín woman who turns finding a gringo husband into her full-time job. She doesn’t charge by the hour like the ones in Parque Lleras, she plays mind games: slow, sneaky, and with a Valencia filter on every photo.

I’m not dating, I’m auditioning for a husband role.

My Instagram is my résumé, and my gym is my office.

I’ve been studying English for three years, I’m fluent in pretending.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

She sells clothes online like it’s her religion, even though no one buys them. She’s always starting new businesses, but they all end up in the trash.

I’m an entrepreneur, I have 12 businesses and zero customers.

I post 10 photos a day, only one of them is real.

I’m not poor, I just have bad investments.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

She goes to the most expensive gym in El Poblado just to look rich. She’s not trying to be fit, she’s trying to be rich enough to marry a gringo.

My gym membership is my dating app.

I don’t work out, I work out so I can work out less later.

I pay for a gym just to take selfies in it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago