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La puta madre is like calling your worst enemy's dog a bad name and then kicking it in the butt.
My math test was a 34. La puta madre!
I just got fired. La puta madre!
My brother ate my last slice of pizza. La puta madre!
la puta madre
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It’s when you want to scream at the sky and throw your shoes at a wall.
My ex texted me. La puta madre!
I spilled my coffee on my shirt. La puta madre!
My mom said I was grounded forever. La puta madre!
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It’s the sound of your brain exploding and your soul screaming.
My car broke down on the highway. La puta madre!
I failed my driving test. La puta madre!
My dog ate my homework. La puta madre!
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It’s like your dad just told you he’s never going to buy you ice cream again.
My phone died during my favorite show. La puta madre!
My dog pooped on my rug. La puta madre!
I got a D on my science quiz. La puta madre!