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La puerta is when you tell someone to go away in Spanish so they don’t even realize you’re being a jerk. It’s like giving them a slap in the face with a dictionary.
You tell your annoying cousin, 'La puerta,' and he walks out like he just got fired.
You whisper 'La puerta' to your friend during lunch, and he leaves the table like you just said he smells like old socks.
You yell 'La puerta!' at your brother during a video game battle, and he quits the game and goes to his room.