La Puente, Ca

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Where Big Frank the Tank lives. He drinks beer like it’s his job and hates people who don’t.
Big Frank just drank a whole six-pack and yelled at the mailman.
He’s from La Puente and doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'stop'.
He told me if I didn’t bring him a beer, he’d punch me in the face.
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A town where Big Frank the Tank rules the streets and beer is the only law.
Big Frank the Tank just got into a fight over the last can of beer.
He’s from La Puente and says he’s the king of the road.
He once drank so much he fell off a curb and still didn’t stop talking.
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The place where Big Frank the Tank lives and beer is more important than your feelings.
Big Frank the Tank just threw a table because the beer was cold.
He’s from La Puente and doesn’t care if you’re mad at him.
He drank so much he forgot his own name and started yelling at a pizza box.
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