Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a place where you get yelled at daily and learn nothing useful

My teacher said I failed because I fell asleep in class. Again.

I got detention for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

Math class is just a bunch of numbers that make no sense.

2

a jail for kids who have no idea what they’re doing

I stayed after school because I didn’t finish my homework. And I still got in trouble.

My friend got suspended for throwing a chair. I think he did it for fun.

We had to do 100 push-ups because we talked during lunch.

3

a place where you learn to hate your teachers and yourself

I hate algebra. I hate my teacher. I hate my life.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on a subject I didn’t even study.

I failed my science test. Again. I don’t even know why.

4

a prison where you have to wear a school uniform and do chores

I had to mop the floor because I didn’t do my homework.

I got stuck in detention because I talked too much.

My uniform smells like old pizza and sadness.

5

a place where you learn to scream at the top of your lungs and throw things

I threw my pencil at the teacher because he was too loud.

I screamed in math class because I didn’t understand it.

I threw my lunch because the food was terrible.

6

a place where you get stuck with the worst friends and the worst teachers

My friend is the worst. He eats my lunch every day.

My teacher is the worst. She yells at me for no reason.

My class is the worst. We all talk too much.