la pootié

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the French way of saying that POOTIE TANG is your new best friend
I saw my cousin’s face when he heard la pootié, it was like he just got a free pizza and a lifetime supply of snacks.
My teacher said la pootié and I got a warning for laughing too hard.
My dog barked at the neighbor like he just heard la pootié.
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the French version of POOTIE TANG, but with more cheese and less brain cells
My mom said la pootié and I got grounded for two weeks, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
My friend’s cat meowed la pootié and it scared the mailman.
The principal yelled la pootié and the whole school laughed.
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French people saying POOTIE TANG like it’s the most important thing in the world
I heard la pootié in the grocery store and it made me cry.
My dad said la pootié and I got a free ice cream cone for a week.
The bus driver said la pootié and I almost fell off the bus.
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