la pooparacha

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The punishment you get when you eat something so hot it feels like your insides are on fire and your brain is screaming at you to stop.
My cousin ate a ghost pepper and now he’s crying in the shower like a baby.
I tried the spicy ramen and my tongue is on vacation.
My friend’s face turned red and he started talking like a robot after the hot sauce hit him.
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What happens when you eat so much spicy food your body gives up and just starts sweating like a fat man in a sauna.
I had la pooparacha so bad I could barely walk to the bathroom.
My brother’s shirt was soaked from all the sweat after his spicy food attack.
I ate so much chili I looked like I had been running a marathon in a sauna.
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The evil that comes out of your mouth when you eat something so spicy it makes your whole life a nightmare.
My friend’s dog ate a hot dog and now he’s howling like he’s been tortured.
I had to drink milk just to stop my mouth from feeling like it was on fire.
My mom said I looked like a ghost after I ate that hot sauce.
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When you eat something so spicy your nose starts running and your eyes start crying like you’ve been crying for your whole life.
I ate so much salsa my nose was running like a waterfall.
My sister’s eyes were red and she was crying like she lost her best friend.
My dad’s face looked like a raccoon after he ate the habanero.
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