La Polla Loca

My ex is La Polla Loca. She showed up to my wedding in a bikini and cried when the cake was too dry.

My cousin's girlfriend is La Polla Loca. She tried to start a band and it ended with her yelling at the drummer for not knowing the difference between a guitar and a sandwich.

My neighbor is La Polla Loca. She took out the trash and then sat on the lawn and cried because the mailman didn't smile at her.

My brother is La Polla Loca. He fights with the mailman over a missing sock and still doesn't know where his own shoes are.

My friend's dog is La Polla Loca. It barks at the vacuum cleaner like it's a war criminal.

My coworker is La Polla Loca. She thinks she's a rockstar but she can't even spell 'karaoke' without help from Google.

My mom is La Polla Loca. She started a fight with the neighbor because their cat walked on her lawn and then cried when the neighbor threw a rock at her.

My teacher is La Polla Loca. She yelled at the principal for not giving her enough extra credit and then had a breakdown when she realized the principal didn't even know who she was.

My little sister is La Polla Loca. She cried because her juice box was half empty and then laughed when the dog ate her homework.

My uncle is La Polla Loca. He thinks he's the next big thing but he still can't remember how to turn on the oven.

My best friend is La Polla Loca. She tried to be a influencer but her only follower is her cat.

My neighbor's kid is La Polla Loca. He thinks he's a superhero but he can't even catch a ball without falling over.

My boss is La Polla Loca. He yells at the printer like it stole his lunch money and still doesn't know how to use the coffee machine.

My friend's brother is La Polla Loca. He thinks he's the best at everything but he can't even beat his little brother at hide and seek.

My cousin is La Polla Loca. She thinks she's the star of every party and then cries when no one remembers her name.

My friend is La Polla Loca. She tried to be a DJ but she just played the same three songs and yelled at the crowd for not dancing.

My brother's friend is La Polla Loca. He thinks he's a gangster but he still can't remember how to tie his shoes.

My teacher's kid is La Polla Loca. He tried to be a rapper but he just raps about pizza and got kicked out of the school.