La Plata

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The meteorologists' go-to spot for screaming about tornadoes like they're on a live show.
"La Plata? That's where the tornadoes go to die!", Local weather guy
Tornado warnings at 2 a. m. on a Friday? That's La Plata.
The sky turned green, and I knew it was La Plata time.
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We're the tornado capital of Maryland, and we're also where the racists, druggies, and rich jerks all live.
"DC has crime, but La Plata has drama.", My mom
La Plata: where the racists are louder than the tornadoes.
I moved here to escape DC, and now I'm stuck with La Plata.
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It's a perfect city for people who want all the good stuff without the mess of a big city.
La Plata: perfect for people who want everything but don't want to deal with chaos.
It's like a city that's smart enough to plan itself, but still has some stupid stuff.
La Plata is 47 km from Buenos Aires, but it's way less annoying.
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La Plata is the school where the rich kids smoke weed, do drugs, and wear too much perfume.
"La Plata is where the rich kids do drugs and brag about it.", My friend
I saw a La Plata kid with a coke bag and a $5000 watch.
La Plata: where the rich kids are too high to do anything.
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La Plata is the school where everyone is broke but thinks they're rich, and the cops hate them.
"La Plata is full of broke kids who think they're rich.", My cousin
La Plata kids bring guns to school because they think it's cool.
La Plata is the only school where cops are scared of the kids.
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La Plata is the school where the white boys are the only ones who win, and the rest of us are just there to suffer.
La Plata: where the white boys play golf and the rest of us play life.
I went to La Plata and got the worst grades ever.
La Plata is where the white boys rule and the rest of us are just background noise.
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La Plata is the school where the only thing that matters is drugs, fake friends, and bullying.
La Plata: where the only thing that matters is drugs and fake friends.
I got bullied at La Plata for no reason.
La Plata is where you can get high and get picked on at the same time.
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