L.A. plans

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A made-up plan that nobody actually cares about, except maybe the person who made it, who probably thinks they're the most important person in the whole city.
"We’re gonna go to the beach tomorrow.", 3 days later, still in pajamas.
"I’ll meet you at the taco truck at 5.", He shows up at 7 with no money.
"We’re having a party at my place.", My place is still a disaster zone from last year.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A plan that’s more of a wish than a real thing, and everyone involved is just hoping it doesn’t come true.
"We’re gonna hang out this weekend.", He texts that at 11 p. m. on Friday.
"I’ll be there in 10 minutes.", He shows up at 10 minutes past noon.
"I’m bringing wine.", He brings a soda and a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A plan that’s so weak it can barely hold up under the weight of one person’s bad decisions.
"We’re going to the concert.", He forgets his ticket and the band broke up last year.
"I’ll pick you up at 7.", He shows up at 9 with a hangover.
"We’re gonna be rich.", He still lives with his mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A plan that’s so vague it could be anywhere, anytime, with anyone, and probably none of them.
"I’m gonna be there soon.", He texts that at 10 p. m. on the day of the event.
"We’re gonna eat tacos.", He shows up with pizza.
"I’ll bring the snacks.", He brings a bag of chips and a soda.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A plan that starts with a lot of promises and ends with everyone being too tired to do anything.
"We’re gonna go to the park.", He shows up with a hangover and no shoes.
"I’ll bring the drinks.", He brings a soda and a bag of chips.
"We’re gonna be friends forever.", He texts that at 1 a. m. and never responds again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A plan that’s so bad it’s almost a crime, and everyone involved probably wishes they had never agreed to it.
"We’re gonna go to the concert.", He forgets his ticket and the band broke up last year.
"I’ll be there at 7.", He shows up at 10 with a hangover.
"We’re gonna be rich.", He still lives with his mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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