La Pine High School

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La Pine High School is a tiny school where everyone is related and everyone’s cousins are your friends. You can’t escape the incest and the stupid cliques that act like they’re in a 1980s movie.
My cousin’s cousin is my best friend and we’re all in the same clique. It’s like a family reunion with a prom.
My math teacher is my uncle and he failed me for no reason. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
The emo kid dyed his hair black and now he’s the school’s official ‘sad guy.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Pine High is a school where sports are everything and if you don’t play sports, you’re not worth anything. The teachers think you’re a waste of oxygen.
I got detention for not joining the football team. I’m not even into sports, I just like sitting in the back and eating chips.
My friend got kicked out for saying the football team was ‘meh’ and now he’s in the principal’s office.
The basketball team lost to the middle school and no one cares except the coach who cries in the parking lot.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Pine High is a school full of fuckbois and hoes who think they’re cool because they wear cowboy boots and drive trucks.
My boyfriend wears cowboy boots to school every day and he thinks he’s ‘mysterious.’ I just think he’s ridiculous.
My friend’s girlfriend is in a different school and we only see her at the mall. It’s like a secret relationship.
The guy in front of me juuls in the bathroom like it’s his religion. I can’t breathe anymore.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Pine High is a school where the staff thinks they’re funny when they do silly dances and the principal is just a big meanie.
The teachers do these stupid dances in the hallway and no one cares. It’s like they’re trying to be cool and failing.
The principal yelled at me for saying the confederate flag was ‘racist’ and now I have to do 100 push-ups.
My friend’s brother got expelled for threatening to kill someone and now he’s on TikTok doing dances with the principal.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Pine High is a school full of idiots who think they’re cool and everyone smells like a mix of poop and vape.
The bathroom smells like a monster’s fart and it’s all because of the juuls.
My friend’s brother pooped in the toilet and now the whole school knows.
The guy next to me smells like old socks and he juuls in the bathroom every day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Pine High is a school where everyone is fake, everyone’s friends have been the same since second grade, and no one wants to be different.
My friends have been my friends since second grade and we all act like we’re besties even though we’re just fake.
I tried to be cool and now I’m the weirdo who sits in the back and reads books.
My friend’s friend group won’t talk to me because I didn’t go to the prom with them.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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