la petite mort

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The little death is a fancy way of saying you blow your load so hard you feel like you're about to die. Some people even pass out like a fainted cow.

My cousin said, 'I died twice last night,' and I believed him.

My girlfriend fainted after I gave her a surprise creampie.

He texted me, 'I think I just died.' I said, 'You just had a little death.'

It's the French way of saying you're so wiped after sex you just wanna snorfle and take a nap.

My mom said, 'I snorfled and fell asleep right after,' and I knew she was talking about the little death.

He said, 'I died in your arms,' and I said, 'You just had a little death.'

My friend said, 'I was out cold after that one,' and I knew she was being extra.

A dirty word for when you cum so hard you feel like you're about to explode.

My dad said, 'I exploded last night,' and I knew he was talking about the little death.

She said, 'I just blew my load,' and I said, 'You had a little death.'

He said, 'I was a cum-bomb,' and I knew he was being extra.

When a woman passes out from having the best orgasm of her life, it's like she got hit by a cum truck.

My sister said, 'I got hit by a cum truck,' and I knew she passed out.

She said, 'I died after that one,' and I said, 'You had a little death.'

He said, 'She was out cold,' and I said, 'She had the best little death ever.'