Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fake friend who only likes you when you're rich and famous

She texted me when I got a million followers. Now she's ignoring me.

She showed up at my house when I won the lottery. Now she's at my ex's house.

She called me 'bestie' until I became a star. Now she's my ex's new sidekick.

2

The person who thinks they're your friend but they're just using you

She wanted my pizza. Now she's eating my whole life.

She cried at my birthday. Now she's laughing at my failures.

She took my last slice. Now she's taking my last chance.

3

The backstabber who only shows up when you're doing well

She came to my party. Now she's at my ex's house.

She sent me a nice message. Now she's texting my ex.

She wanted my spotlight. Now she's stealing my shine.

4

The fake friend who only wants your money and your life

She said she'd always be there. Now she's at my ex's house.

She took my money. Now she's taking my time.

She cried at my wedding. Now she's laughing at my divorce.

5

The person who thinks they're your best friend but they're just your ex's new bestie

She was my best friend. Now she's my ex's new bestie.

She took my spot. Now she's at my ex's side.

She was my queen. Now she's my ex's new queen.

6

The person who only likes you when you're on top

She was my bestie. Now she's my ex's new bestie.

She liked me when I was rich. Now she's at my ex's house.

She was my queen. Now she's my ex's new queen.