LA Orphan

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A person who ditched their crew and relatives to go live in Los Angeles like it was a damn vacation.
I left my whole family for LA and now I'm stuck with a bunch of fame-hungry idiots.
My cousin moved to LA and now she thinks she’s Beyoncé.
I left my hometown for LA and now I live in a van and my only friend is a taco truck.
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Someone who cut their ties and ran to Los Angeles like it was the only place with real pizza.
I left my friends for LA and now I’m just a sad guy eating fast food in a studio.
My brother ran to LA and now he’s trying to be a influencer and it’s embarrassing.
Left my mom for LA and now I live in a hotel and I hate everyone.
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A person who left everything behind to go live in Los Angeles like it was the last stop on a magical journey.
I left my whole life for LA and now I’m just a guy trying to make it big and failing.
My sister went to LA and now she thinks she’s going to be rich and famous and it’s hilarious.
Left my family for LA and now I’m stuck in a bad relationship with a bad hair stylist.
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